Things a Koala Would Say

From McSweeney's a somewhat comprehensive list of Koala sayings:

• Eating leaves is fun!
• Climbing trees is fun!
• No, you're the cutest ever.
• Love me!
• Camus is boring. I find Karl Jaspers's philosophy much more enlightening.

I would add:

• I love bacon!
• Where's my tree?!

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What would you say if you were a koala?